January 15th, 2026

Best 5 Dollars I've Spent

Just ate a mini watermelon straight up sloppy style. cut that thing into quarters and scraped the flesh off with my teeth over the sink. Really got into the whole thing; that was no right click interaction; that was divine; that was freedom; that was a dental orgasm. Juice dripping everywhere, slurping up that which my mouth had just rent, red chunks falling and moistly thudding against the stainless steel in a moment of pure ecstasy. It was as if I had screamed one thousand screams in a single instance and with my breath extinguished every anxiety.